XXXIX organizers tell us that they are still
looking to recruit V more Wardrobe Malfunction
Checkers for the Super Bowl to be held
in Jacksonville on February, VI.
security has been tightened considerably this year following last year's nipple
year Justin Timberlake pulled at Janet Jackson's bra and one of her pert breasts
illegally popped out on national television.
backstage Wardrobe Malfunction Checkers will be authorized by the FCC to
grab at women's bras and clothing with minimal warning before the performer is
allowed on stage.
will wear a special uniform and will be trained to approach the performer with
me, Ma'am. I am an official Wardrobe Malfunction Checker, please stand
by while I pull at your bra/dress/trousers."
the performer refuses to be tested then she will not be allowed on stage.
at the FCC have said that another wardrobe malfunction incident may call into
question the entire half time Super Bowl show.
has not been decided yet whether Wardrobe Malfunction Checkers will be
told to check men's wardrobe as well as women's.
you would like to apply for this position, please e-mail your application, including
resume, to superbowl@theVoiceofReason.com.
Please include a covering letter outlining your experience in ripping bras off.