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Hurricane
France
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The
French Ambassador to the USA may have emailed the White
House to confirm that his country is not responsible for
Hurricane Frances 'if he had enough time on Friday', we
have been told.
France
acknowledges that it did badly during the Republican Convention
last week, but a similarly named hurricane that appeared
soon after the end of the convention was 'just a complete
coincidence', a spokesman from the French Weather Centre
suggests.
Republicans
blame France for a number of sins, including not strangling
Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry at birth.
Relations
between the Republican Party and France continue to deteriorate
after a policy of incivility towards the GOP was revealed
in which members of the French Diplomatic Staff have been
told to slurp snails and gargle red wine when telephoning
the White House.
A
spokesman told us:
