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Today
on 60 Seconds™ we discover chilling new evidence
that proves categorically that Almighty God is trying to
put an end to the life of the Governor of Florida, Jeb Bush,
using the method of wind.
Here
in the newsroom we have discovered new evidence in the form
of an e-memorandum sent by a priest who has since died.
This
memorandum has been verified using the method of 'description
over the telephone' by five experts, all of whom are happy
to vouch the authenticity of this shocking e-memo because
that's why we paid them in the first place.
What
you are about to see, for the first time, below,
is the actual e-mail sent by a Republican priest who has
personally prayed for the president.
This e-mail shows that clear warnings from the church were
given, indicating dire warnings from above.
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111th
Fighting Christians Squadron
PO
BOX 34567
Houston,
Texas 77034
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MEMORANDUM
FOR 1st Lt Jeb Bush
SUBJECT:
Retribution from Almighty God: Flood, Fire and/or
Pestilence
I had a very agitated man come into the office
last Thursday reciting passages from the Old
Testament and I thought you ought to know about
it. It all got a little eerie, a little like
the priest scene in The Omen. Just letting you
know, probably nothing. Hope you survive the
four hurricanes coming your way.
Yours
ever,
Jerry B Goode
Father
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Soon
after writing this memorandum, Father Goode was killed by
lightning which struck him through the chin.
