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Fox News Confirms George W Bush Wins 2004 Presidential Election

Fox is first Network to call Bush winner (again)

The Fox News Network took the unprecedented step of calling the 2004 US Presidential election result as a win for incumbent Republican George W Bush, almost 2 months before a single vote has been cast, and three weeks before the first televised debate, last night.

Fox was the first to announce that George W Bush won in 2000, although it was quite a while until the vote counters caught up.

The confirmed Fox News 2004 result is surprisingly similar to in 2000, but with New Mexico back in the Republican fold.

Fox Director of News and Merchandising, Herb Balaclava told reporters:

"This is yet another first for our network and simply shows those liberal pansies in the other networks who is the man... As if anyone needed to be told."

Analysts at the other networks were sitting in stunned silence last night, "pretty much like they were in 2000", another Fox spokesman smirked at us.

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