The
Fox News Network took the unprecedented step of calling the 2004 US Presidential
election result as a win for incumbent Republican George W Bush, almost 2 months
before a single vote has been cast, and three weeks before the first televised
debate, last night. Fox
was the first to announce that George W Bush won in 2000, although it was quite
a while until the vote counters caught up. The
confirmed Fox News 2004 result is surprisingly similar to in 2000, but with New
Mexico back in the Republican fold. 
Fox
Director of News and Merchandising, Herb Balaclava told reporters:
"This is yet another first for our network and simply shows those liberal
pansies in the other networks who is the man... As
if anyone needed to be told."
Analysts
at the other networks were sitting in stunned silence last night, "pretty
much like they were in 2000", another Fox spokesman smirked at us. | 
