Hello
fight fans and welcome to this exclusive, as it happens, text description of the
rumble in St Louis. Thanks to our friends at World President Wrestling for the
opportunity to make this historic wrestling webcast.
All
the pictures in this article are genuine pictures from the presidential debate
in St Louis, Friday 8th October. The only manipulation that has taken place is
for brightness and sizing. |
In
the blue corner we have 'Gorgeous' John Kerry. Look out for Kerry's favourite
moves: lightening-fast karate chops to the legs and head. He's also known to fight
dirty at times... so let's hope today's bout isn't hampered by illegal holds under
the belt...
In
the red corner we have George 'Texas Earth Tremor' Bush. Bush has everything
to play for after their first meeting last week in which Kerry got the better
of him. Bush is determined to take the initiative in this bout - look out for
his special holds: The hypnotising eyes, thunderous punches to the head, and he,
too, can play dirty, so watch out for an illegal use of glasses or pens...
Your
commentary for tonight's bout is provided by Merv 'Headlock' Harrison, for World
President Wrestling.
Lets
get ready to rumble!... Seconds out, WRESTLE!
Bush
comes out with an ambitious psychological attack: an unexpected kiss on the side
of Kerry's face. Kerry is visibly annoyed. It's clear from the get-go that it's
gonna be a dirty fight tonight, fight fans... | |
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| "I'm
a baaaad man! I'm gonna nail him! Nail him good and square! HEAR ME? DO YOU
HEAR ME AMERICA? HE'S GOING DOWN!" |
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| Bush
seems to be mesmerised by Kerry's hand. He can't take his eyes off the hand fight
fans! Back and forth, up and down, to and fro, even fore and aft! Has Kerry managed
to hypnotise the president? YES! It looks like it! Incredible! |
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| Has
Bush been hypnotised? Is it all over for the president? We all knew he was badly
damaged in their first bout, and it looks all over! You heard me right, fight
fans: the president looks like he is going to fall to sleep at any second! |
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But
it isn't over! | |
Incredibly, Bush manages to struggle to his feet. Biff,
POW! He karate chops Kerry in the forehead!
The crowd are screaming now! This is simply an incredible match up! |
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| Kerry
is furious! He struggles off the canvas and waves his fist at Bush... |
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| BOOM!
Straight in the kisser! The crowd can't believe
it! These are simply incredible scenes here in St Louis! |
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For
Part Two click here
