Hello
fight fans and welcome to this exclusive, as it happens,
text description of the rumble in St Louis. Thanks to our
friends at World President Wrestling for the opportunity
to make this historic wrestling webcast.
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All
the pictures in this article are genuine pictures
from the presidential debate in St Louis, Friday 8th
October. The only manipulation that has taken place
is for brightness and sizing.
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In
the blue corner we have 'Gorgeous' John Kerry. Look
out for Kerry's favourite moves: lightening-fast karate
chops to the legs and head. He's also known to fight dirty
at times... so let's hope today's bout isn't hampered by
illegal holds under the belt...
In
the red corner we have George 'Texas Earth Tremor' Bush.
Bush has everything to play for after their first meeting
last week in which Kerry got the better of him. Bush is
determined to take the initiative in this bout - look out
for his special holds: The hypnotising eyes, thunderous
punches to the head, and he, too, can play dirty, so watch
out for an illegal use of glasses or pens...
Your
commentary for tonight's bout is provided by Merv 'Headlock'
Harrison, for World President Wrestling.
Lets
get ready to rumble!... Seconds out, WRESTLE!
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Bush
comes out with an ambitious psychological attack:
an unexpected kiss on the side of Kerry's face.
Kerry is visibly annoyed. It's clear from the
get-go that it's gonna be a dirty fight tonight,
fight fans...
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"I'm
a baaaad man! I'm gonna nail him! Nail him good
and square! HEAR ME? DO YOU HEAR ME AMERICA?
HE'S GOING DOWN!"
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Bush
seems to be mesmerised by Kerry's hand. He can't
take his eyes off the hand fight fans! Back
and forth, up and down, to and fro, even fore
and aft! Has Kerry managed to hypnotise the
president? YES! It looks like it! Incredible!
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Has
Bush been hypnotised? Is it all over for the
president? We all knew he was badly damaged
in their first bout, and it looks all over!
You heard me right, fight fans: the president
looks like he is going to fall to sleep at
any second!
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But
it isn't over!
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Incredibly, Bush manages to struggle to his
feet. Biff,
POW! He
karate chops Kerry in the forehead! The crowd
are screaming now! This is simply an incredible
match up!
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Kerry
is furious! He struggles off the canvas and
waves his fist at Bush...
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BOOM!
Straight in the kisser!
The crowd can't believe it! These are simply
incredible scenes here in St Louis!
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For
Part Two click here
