USA:
Dirty Election 2004
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At
last we find out what the '-' stands for in K-Y Jelly
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A
television advertisement is to be screened in five swing
states tonight which claims that the '-' in 'K-Y Jelly'
means 'ERR'.
K-Y
Jelly should actually be called Kerry Jelly,
'just like the Democrat candidate', the Republican Party
financed advertisement claims.
"KERRY
Jelly is popular amongst the sexually over-vigorous who
are unable to deal with the terrorist threat",
claims the television advert.
In
today's on-the-street survey innocent passers-by told us:
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Survey
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news makes me want to get my Village People costume
out again."
"I
could never vote for a candidate with the same name
as a product which has been involved with so much
wrong doing. I feel both used and left out at the
same time."
"I
have never heard of K-Y Jelly before, is that
how Mr Kerry gets his hair to stand up so?"
"I
am aghast! Why has it taken so long for this critical
piece of information to come out?"
"I
was hoping a Kerry presidency would get us away from
all the dirty words in politics, such as Bush, Dick
and Colon, obviously I am mistaken. What is happening
to this country?"
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