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Mount St Helens Criticised By Elton John

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Elton John Attacks Mount St Helens

The increasingly outspoken pop legend Elton John, 57, criticised Mount St Helens last night, calling the volcano "a big fat drama queen just looking for attention".

The pop superstar claimed that the becoming more active volcano "couldn't blow the skin off a rice pudding".

"Big fat drama queen"

Elton John, 5ft 6in, said the cloud of smoke coming out of the top of the volcano reminded him of his "pipe smoking aunt and not like a geological fault at all".

When told that volcano experts had downgraded the immediate risk of an eruption, Elton John, 17 decibels, laughed with derision, and said it was "typical".

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