George
Bush is to take Poker-face lessons following the first presidential
debate in which his eyes popped out of his head, his tongue
flapped awkwardly and he was visibly heard to shout "doh!"
In
a poll of undecided voters, John Kerry won the first debate,
but George Bush won special points for gurning.
We
have reconstructed three of the Bush debating faces, below,
using actors to clearly show what faces the president was
pulling when the cameras were off him.
These have been carefully vetted by our CBS panel of experts.
| Kerry
comment |
"Iraq
had nothing to do with 9/11"
|
"Took
his eye off the ball"
|
"Colossal
error of judgement"
|
| Bush
reaction to Kerry comment |
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If
you have any pictures to help us reconstruct George Bush
debate expressions please send them to editor@thevoiceofreason.com
