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George Bush To Take Poker-Face Lessons Before Next Debate

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George Bush is to take Poker-face lessons following the first presidential debate in which his eyes popped out of his head, his tongue flapped awkwardly and he was visibly heard to shout "doh!"


In a poll of undecided voters, John Kerry won the first debate, but George Bush won special points for gurning.

We have reconstructed three of the Bush debating faces, below, using actors to clearly show what faces the president was pulling when the cameras were off him. These have been carefully vetted by our CBS panel of experts.

Kerry comment
"Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11"
"Took his eye off the ball"
"Colossal error of judgement"
Bush reaction to Kerry comment

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