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Tributes to Boston Red Sox Paid by Other Boston Color Coded Teams

A multi-colored city celebrates

All Boston teams were united in celebration last night after the Red Sox beat the St Louis Cardinals 3-0 for a four-game sweep, the first time the Red Sox have won the World Series since 1918.

Dougie Wannabeater, manager of soccer team The Boston Green Shorts, currently itself on a losing streak of 75 matches, says he has never been more optimistic:

"I cried openly and at length last night. I felt it a liberating experience and look forward to crying some more later this weekend."

Boston's largest Boxing team, The Boston Scarlet Gloves, also paid tribute:

"It's fantastic news even though it's a sissy game."

Hubert Onoimont, manager of The Boston White and Turquoise Checked Jerseys, a golf team, could not suppress his enthusiasm:

"I'm completely speechless... I can't talk any more... sorry..."

Chief bowler in bowling team The Boston Black Red and Yellow Stripy Shoes, told us:

"We had to close the Bowling alley early last night as the tears made conditions treacherous."

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