woman has confessed to police that she may be 'technologically
backward' after attempting to remove her husband's penis
with an iPod, we have been informed.
incident occurred last week while the man was sleeping on
penis-cutting-off experts say this is the first time they
have heard of someone attempting to do such a thing with
what is 'pretty much a smooth-to-the-touch object with
no sharp edges'.
iPod used in the attack has still not been found but is
believed to contain at least one Marilyn Manson track.