would like to offer my complete and abject apology
to you, your father and other members of your family,
for my e-mail that I sent to you yesterday.
now accept without question that the e-mail you sent
to me, asking me to type in my account number and
password in a link you so thoughtfully provided, was
completely genuine and was something that you did
to help me, an acknowledged 'retard' in the technology
field, and was not an attempt by a third party to
embezzle money from me.
I replied to your e-mail, telling you and your family
to 'get the f*** out of it and stick the c****ing
internet up your collective asses', I was under
the impression that I was addressing the e-mail to
a no good cheating lying douche bag from the Philippines,
eager to get his hands on my account details.
now accept that this was not the case and that in
fact it was your kind self trying to make my life,
a cretin, easier.
do hope you enjoy the basket of fruit that I have
sent you, and that you will reconsider suspending
my overdraft for 'unwarranted personal abuse'.
Mike 'NumbNuts' McMike