| Dear
Mr Frobishire,
I
would like to offer my complete and abject apology
to you, your father and other members of your family,
for my e-mail that I sent to you yesterday.
I
now accept without question that the e-mail you sent
to me, asking me to type in my account number and
password in a link you so thoughtfully provided, was
completely genuine and was something that you did
to help me, an acknowledged 'retard' in the technology
field, and was not an attempt by a third party to
embezzle money from me.
When
I replied to your e-mail, telling you and your family
to 'get the f*** out of it and stick the c****ing
internet up your collective asses', I was under
the impression that I was addressing the e-mail to
a no good cheating lying douche bag from the Philippines,
eager to get his hands on my account details.
I
now accept that this was not the case and that in
fact it was your kind self trying to make my life,
a cretin, easier.
I
do hope you enjoy the basket of fruit that I have
sent you, and that you will reconsider suspending
my overdraft for 'unwarranted personal abuse'.
Yours
Faithfooly,
Mike 'NumbNuts' McMike
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