Following
what has been described as the 'most drunken week in
political campaigning history', the Anyone But Bush
group has finally disbanded.
The
Columbus, Ohio, chapter of the group had been so confident
of success that they had preordered enough alcohol and drugs
to comatose a medium sized township.
The
decision was taken to start the celebrations on hearing
the first exit polls on the 2nd, but, by the time it became
clear that John Kerry had not done as well as expected,
the drinking turned into what has been described as 'pathological
self-denial abuse'.
The
drinking session concluded yesterday, 9th November at 5:34am,
after three of the campaigners had been sucking on empty
beer cans for 7 hours.
Harry
Dolenz, leader of the Columbus chapter, told our reporter:
The
24 year old claimed not to have slept at all since Bush
was reelected.
Dolenz
had come to national prominence in a CNN report in which
he would lead meetings wearing a pair of Michael Moore underpants
donated to the group. Dolenz proudly showed reporters a
signed picture of him wearing the documentarist's underpants
on his head.
The
pair of underpants are to be auctioned on Ebay once they
have been cleaned.
