Following
what has been described as the 'most drunken week in political campaigning
history', the Anyone But Bush group has finally disbanded.
The
Columbus, Ohio, chapter of the group had been so confident of success that they
had preordered enough alcohol and drugs to comatose a medium sized township.
The
decision was taken to start the celebrations on hearing the first exit polls on
the 2nd, but, by the time it became clear that John Kerry had not done as well
as expected, the drinking turned into what has been described as 'pathological
self-denial abuse'.
The
drinking session concluded yesterday, 9th November at 5:34am, after three of the
campaigners had been sucking on empty beer cans for 7 hours.
Harry
Dolenz, leader of the Columbus chapter, told our reporter:
The
24 year old claimed not to have slept at all since Bush was reelected.
Dolenz
had come to national prominence in a CNN report in which he would lead meetings
wearing a pair of Michael Moore underpants donated to the group. Dolenz proudly
showed reporters a signed picture of him wearing the documentarist's underpants
on his head.
The
pair of underpants are to be auctioned on Ebay once they have been cleaned.