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Michael Jackson An Apology
News cycle confused our earlier story
Michael Jackson, Singer, Pop Star, Child Lover
General Sir Michael Jackson, Chief of General Staff, British Army

We have been asked by our lawyers to apologise as convincingly as possible for a story we ran yesterday in which we succeeded in completely confusing the pop singer Michael Jackson, with the most senior member of the British Army, General Sir Michael Jackson.

We accept that this error was caused by nothing less than sloppy reporting on our part, and we are relieved that this is the first time anyone has ever called us on it.

Michael Jackson is currently on trial for alleged child abuse charges. He had his first day in court on Friday. The other one is not, and did not.

Michael Jackson's troops are accused of urinating on Iraqi prisoners and rifle butting them in the genitals. Michael Jackson gave a press conference condemning the pictures, published in a UK national paper. The other one does not have young men and women serving under him.

Only one Michael Jackson is facing 70 years in prison for these offences.

We hope that clears it all up once and for all.

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