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"Rah Rah" Rumsfeld to send Cheerleaders to Abu Ghraib |
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"The
US will not be insensitive to Iraqi needs any longer" |
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Donald
Rumsfeld has announced that he is to send a group of cheerleaders to Abu Ghraib
in an attempt to "help restore morale" to prisoners. The
cheerleaders will perform a set piece for prisoners three times a day and will
include the following approved songs: ALL
IRAQI GIRL | She's
got a halfback at Baghdad
She loves a quarterback at Basra Town
She threw
a tackle at Karbala
An Abu Ghraib guard's her flame
She goes to "proms"
with a Nâsirîyah fullback,
A Ramâdî center has her
in a whirl,
She's got a sweetheart at ev'ry college
She's just an All Iraqi
Girl. |
ABU
GHRAIB LOYALTY | ABU
GHRAIB we're true to you
Our Alma Mater ever dear
ABU GHRAIB we're true
to you
That we are loyal never fear,
(Rah, Rah, Rah)
ABU GHRAIB we're
true to you,
We greet you now with cheer and song,
With deeds of worth and
tested courage strong,
ABU GHRAIB we're true to you. (Rah, Rah, Rah) |
A
STANDS FOR Abu Ghraib | A
stands for her Ambition,
B for her Backbone!
U is for her Uruguay
G for
her prison cry, GHR-A-I-B
H for her aim to hug,
R for her Rosy Cheeks,
A
stands for Ambition again
I for her American Idol B
for the best Prisoner in the land! A-B-U
G-H-R-A-I-B! |
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