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"Rah Rah" Rumsfeld to send Cheerleaders
to Abu Ghraib
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"The
US will not be insensitive to Iraqi needs any
longer"
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Donald
Rumsfeld has announced that he is to send a group of cheerleaders
to Abu Ghraib in an attempt to "help restore morale"
to prisoners.
The
cheerleaders will perform a set piece for prisoners three
times a day and will include the following approved songs:
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ALL
IRAQI GIRL
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She's
got a halfback at Baghdad
She loves a quarterback at Basra Town
She threw a tackle at Karbala
An Abu Ghraib guard's her flame
She goes to "proms" with a Nâsirîyah
fullback,
A Ramâdî center has her in a whirl,
She's got a sweetheart at ev'ry college
She's just an All Iraqi Girl. |
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ABU
GHRAIB LOYALTY
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ABU
GHRAIB we're true to you
Our Alma Mater ever dear
ABU GHRAIB we're true to you
That we are loyal never fear,
(Rah, Rah, Rah)
ABU GHRAIB we're true to you,
We greet you now with cheer and song,
With deeds of worth and tested courage strong,
ABU GHRAIB we're true to you. (Rah, Rah, Rah) |
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A
STANDS FOR Abu Ghraib
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A
stands for her Ambition,
B for her Backbone!
U is for her Uruguay
G for her prison cry, GHR-A-I-B
H for her aim to hug,
R for her Rosy Cheeks,
A stands for Ambition again
I for her American Idol
B
for the best Prisoner in the land!
A-B-U
G-H-R-A-I-B!
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