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Here are this week's Hunky Squirrels!

Jake: Likes body surfing, chewing acorns, chuckling at length
Marty: Loves running up trees, hanging on branches upside down, munching acorns
Jed: Loves dragging his botty through the snow, 'frisking up' lady squirrels and burrowing with his nose
George: Loves back-flipping, rolling in the grass and working out
Wills: Loves hanging upside down on trees, specialises in eating from bird tables, loves manicures

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