out of 10 leading ladies in motion pictures have bad breath,
a survey of unemployed leading men shows...
the problem isn't just confined to the big screen: 5 out
of 10 actresses in TV movies have the same "garbage
experts say you can tell which leading lady has the worst
breath by the hesitant way the leading man kisses her.
men have told us:
[name deleted] was like kissing a life size cod which
had just burped up an acid cod liver oil taste. I washed
my mouth for hours afterwards to get the taste out of
mouth was like being pulled by the tongue into a garbage
love the taste of garlic, that wasn't the problem. I could
still taste the prawns though. It put me off seafood for
tip for young actors who have to kiss leading ladies with
smelly breath is to lick something really smelly yourself
before the scene. I would always lick my dog's ass."
breath fetishism has never been more popular in Hollywood
it was a porn movie so I found a less smelly place to
stick my tongue."
us your Hollywood leading ladies bad breath stories.
will publish the best ones. editor@theVoiceofReason.com