3
out of 10 leading ladies in motion pictures have bad breath,
a survey of unemployed leading men shows...
And
the problem isn't just confined to the big screen: 5 out
of 10 actresses in TV movies have the same "garbage
breath" problem...
Movie
experts say you can tell which leading lady has the worst
breath by the hesitant way the leading man kisses her.
Leading
men have told us:
"Kissing
[name deleted] was like kissing a life size cod which
had just burped up an acid cod liver oil taste. I washed
my mouth for hours afterwards to get the taste out of
my mouth."
"Kissing
[name
deleted]
mouth was like being pulled by the tongue into a garbage
disposal unit."
"I
love the taste of garlic, that wasn't the problem. I could
still taste the prawns though. It put me off seafood for
months."
"My
tip for young actors who have to kiss leading ladies with
smelly breath is to lick something really smelly yourself
before the scene. I would always lick my dog's ass."
"Bad
breath fetishism has never been more popular in Hollywood
today."
"Luckily
it was a porn movie so I found a less smelly place to
stick my tongue."
Send
us your Hollywood leading ladies bad breath stories.
We
will publish the best ones. editor@theVoiceofReason.com
