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War Museum Appeals for Help with Old Fokkers
(They're German planes...)

Berlin: A museum with the world's largest selection of old Fokkers is to appeal to the public for assistance.

The German museum has fallen on hard times and is threatened with having to sell some of its Fokkers off if the financial situation does not improve.

Many of the 58 Fokkers in the museum have been given names by enthusiasts. These names include Mother, Father, Uncle, Stupid, Evil, Ben, Lazy and Pussy.

"Mother" Fokker
"Uncle" Fokker

History of the Fokker

The planes were named Fokker by the Germans as a psychological device to demoralise English people during the war.

English children were regularly slapped when they said: "Mum, here comes another Fokker", or "The Fokker came over from that way", or "It was a fast Fokker and it came in from the East," or "Stop Fokking hitting me I'm telling you the Fokking truth, Mum."

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