A new craze, in which street buskers perform sketches from
the controversial stage show Puppetry of the Penis
inside subway stations, has been criticised by police, but
applauded by art lovers and the public, we have been informed.
controversial stage show, which originated from Australia,
has taken the world by storm.
the stage show, men pull and squeeze their penises into
comical shapes to wide hilarity and screams.
to our sources, in the last month there have been over 15
public performances inside a Moscow subway station.
sets each lasted less than 15 minutes and involved 10 of
the more complicated tricks.
busker told us:
have tried singing and playing my guitar, but, to be quite
honest, there is nothing more profitable than a PofP set."
are the three most popular penis tricks (with instructions):
The Hand Mummy
penis hard to extend to limit of elasticity. Roll clockwise
round hand up to five times. Wiggle fingers.
The Squirrel Eating Nuts
the penis all the way round the side of the scrotum and
repeatedly 'dab' the end on the left and right testicles
while telling a story about a squirrel you have met.
The Towel 'Snap'
the penis to the limit of its elasticity and then let go.
Repeat until a loud snapping sound is heard. Invite a member
of the audience to take part (ensure they warm their hands
before doing so).
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