Have
you ever wondered how safe, strict filtering really is?
 Ever
wanted to type in all the dirtiest, randiest, horniest,
words and phrases your sweaty little fingers can think
of, just to see how many pages slip through the strict
filtering feature, but you just didn't have the time?
Well,
wonder no more, dear readers, because, in the name of
science, we have done it for you...
On July 19th, 2004, at 15:30-16:00 BST (GMT+1)) we searched
the web for naughty words after setting our search engine
to what we were told is super safe...
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The
search engine told us it was safe. We were in for
a shock!
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We were ill prepared for the shock that was to come...
Run
away now if you are of a gentle disposition. We are about
to give you a shock if you thought clicking safe meant
safe...
If
you can find a better dirty search with
strict filtering on then please let us know and
we will add it to our list. Send your comments to editor@theVoiceofReason.com
All
the following search strings in bold returned the
number of pages in the brackets. All with strict filtering
set to on.
mother
fucker (13,600,000)
george
w bush is a bastard (5,630,000)
take
me up the bottom (3,970,000)
my
girlfriend is a slut (2,730,000)
dirty
old man (2,610,000)
animal
reproduction (1,610,000)
dirty
old woman (1,180,000)
what
gay boys do (1,100,000)
sex with meat (819,000)
red
hot passion (817,000)
dirty sex movies (789,000)
arse
fucker (398,000)
big tits (366,000)
greasy boobs (370,000)
too
naughty for words (186,000)
girl
love juices (54,000)
sex
with squirrels (46,800)
red
hot lesbian porn (43,700)
slut
tickle my balls (13,500)
jack
rabbit vibrator (2,200)
farmyard animals are naughty with a lady (1,720)
creaming your girlfriend off (790)
veiny bang stick (108)
Please...
e-mail a link to this scientific investigation to a friend
or relative
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