and George - preparing to 'tie the knot'
is set to be the gay marriage of the decade, and is doomed
to upset religious groups across the world.
Hugliograhoff and George Mastalarsay, two George W Bush
impersonators, have said they intend to marry in September,
but the exact date has yet to be fixed.
and George are currently renovating an old property which
they intend to call the Pink House when it is finished.
once called 'hopelessly camp' by a college baseball coach,
told us, when we called last night, that he is working with
an interior decorator to create a scale version of The Oval
Office in which he intends to have homoerotic statues, paintings
and posters - it is to be called the Ogle Office.
that Mr Mastalarsay is to be a special guest on an Election
2004 edition of Queer Eye for the Queerer President Guy
has been scoffed at openly and at length.