'stunned' and 'frazzled' by the runaway success of Michael
Moore's movie, Fahrenheit 911, President Bush's re-election
campaign team are rushing out a response into movie theaters
across the nation.
movie, Fahrenheit 90210, is set in a High School in Beverly
Hills and tells the tale of a big, fat, lardy French student,
Michelle Moore, who picks on good looking American hunks
for no reason in particular.
Michelle becomes fixated on 'gorgeous' George Bush but,
when her amorous advances are 'politely declined without
being nasty in any way', seeks to bring him down along with
his All American basketball buddies.
The pre-release press review we were given told us: