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As
a 21 year old British woman gets arrested at Miami Dade airport
for 'joking' with a Security Officer that she had a bomb in
her bag, we present the top ten most stupid things to say
in an airport...
She's
in with a bullet at number one after she apparently was asked
to repeat her claims twice before being arrested...
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10
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Passenger
"MMMh! You are a very attractive Security Officer
I am going to kiss you on the lips right this minute!"
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9
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Passenger
"This increased security gives me the horn!" |
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8
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Passenger
"Babe, did you put the whip in your bag or mine?" |
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7
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Passenger
"Jesus, it looks like a bomb is about to go off
in here!" |
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6
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Passenger
to Security Guard "I have a gun on me but I am
a undercover Air Marshal so it's all right!" |
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5
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Passenger
"If I see one more security guard with a gun
I'm gonna grab it and go on a pretend shooting spree -
don't worry I won't fire it, it'll be a laugh!" |
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4
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Passenger
to Security Guard "I would like to strap explosives
to my baby, could you point me to the changing room please?" |
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3
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Security
"Excuse me Madam what do you have in your bag?"
Passenger
"I have a big bomb in my bag."
S
"Madam, could you repeat that please."
P
"I'm only joking, nothing. Just dirty smelly
smalls! Ha Ha! Oh, for goodness sake, let's have a smile
Sour Puss!"
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2
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Security
"Excuse me Madam, what do you have in your bag?"
Passenger
"I have a big fat bomb in my bag."
S
"Madam, could you repeat that please."
P
"Yes, I think so, let me try: I have a big
fat bomb in my bag!"
S
"Madam, as you sound like you are from England,
and, in view of the fact that they have a strange sense
of humor over there, I will ask you for the third time:
What do you have in your bag?"
P
"OK I'm only joking! I don't have a bomb in
there at all!"
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1
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Security
"Excuse me Madam, what do you have in your
bag?"
Passenger
"Oh, Mr Security Officer, I have a big bomb in
my bag!"
S
"Madam, could you repeat that please."
P
"Yes, of course I can, I have a big fat exploady
bomb in my bag!"
S
"Madam, for the third time, and I must warn you
to answer this carefully, what do you have in your bag?"
P
"I have a big fat juicy exploady bomb! Are you
deaf as well as chunky?"
S
"Madam, you're under arrest!"
P
"I was only joking! Haven't you got a sense of
humour over here? Let me out! Mum!" Dad! Boo hoo!"
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