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We
pride ourselves on our never ending levels of healthy cynicism
for all things...
But,
hang on a minute, what's this? Have we become all cootsey
wootesy shootsey oootesy this Valentine's day?
We
may have surprised ourselves for once...
In
any case, we love any season where people can come to our
site to express their undying Valentines messages rather than
send a boring old flappy card...
So,
for our love inspired readers across the planet, here are
our choice classifieds... We will add more during the day
if we get inspired by the satirical cherub of lurve....
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My
nose is red,
Your
skin is blue
You
must be a Smurf
and
I have Bird Flu...
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You
are the wind beneath my sheets. xxx Pooh Bear.
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Condeleza's
are red
Cheney's
are blue
George
goes commando
Tony
does too
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Soupy Sue loves to dunk her Bread Rawl. xxx
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Rubber
on rubber fetish Stan: Come round for your special squeak
tonite!
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