CEO
of ChristianNewznViewz.com, Brentford Dotiggs,
may be the first internet victim of Janet Jackson's titty, we can reveal. Before
Super Bowl XXXVIII, his site (which deals with views he describes as "upholding
Christian morality in the modern world") attracted around 200 visitors a
day.
But, after Dotiggs posted a view about Janet's exposed nipple last Sunday night,
the audience grew to 250,000 an hour. Shocked
by the surge in readers, the site closed, and
Christian elders, who had heard on the radio that something was up, came round
to bang their sticks on his bedroom door. Other
search terms which led to ChristianNewzn Viewz.com
becoming the number one porn site in the world last Monday | Rough
Nipple Rip
Nipple Nip
Ripple Nipple
Flesh thank you Pull
at Teat Rough
Me Mister Naked
ass pleases me Boob
job required Nipple
Frottage Nipple
Pops out! Timber! |
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Due
to what Dotiggs now accepts was "slipshod drafting of my view on the 'accidental'
nipple exposure", ChristianNewz nViewz.com
was, at one time on Monday last week, number one in porn search engines around
the world for search term such as Janet's tit, Janet's Boobie, My
Dome Virus, and rough rip fetish slap. (Search terms © Ooogle.com
and SlapButtNakedAss.com.) During
the height of the interest, all links from the main page went to an apology to
regular readers (most of whom had already phoned him). The notice said 'due to
unprecedented demand for our brand of Christian views, this site is to close while
we get together enough money to pay for the increase in bandwidth which costs
over $5000 a day.' Last
night, Dotiggs
told us: "I'm giving up, it's just not worth it. It was like the crazy dot
com boom but with no money coming in at all. Hmm, come to think about it, it was
exactly like the dot com boom entirely..." -*-*- Specialist
nude search engines are one of the fastest growing search engines on the internet
today. Current
leader in the nude search engine market is Oooogle.com,
followed closely by SlapButtNakedAss.com,
ShowMeButt.com,
LickItKneedItShoveIt.com
HeyBigBoyWannaLook.com
Pleeeeease...
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