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CEO
of ChristianNewznViewz.com,
Brentford Dotiggs, may be the first internet victim of Janet
Jackson's titty, we can reveal.
Before
Super Bowl XXXVIII, his site (which deals with views he describes
as "upholding Christian morality in the modern world")
attracted around 200 visitors a day.
But, after Dotiggs posted a view about Janet's exposed nipple
last Sunday night, the audience grew to 250,000 an hour.
Shocked
by the surge in readers, the site closed, and
Christian elders, who had heard on the radio that something
was up, came round to bang their sticks on his bedroom door.
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Other
search terms which led to ChristianNewzn
Viewz.com becoming the number one porn
site in the world last Monday
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Rough
Nipple
Rip
Nipple
Nip
Ripple
Nipple
Flesh thank you
Pull
at Teat
Rough
Me Mister
Naked
ass pleases me
Boob
job required
Nipple
Frottage
Nipple
Pops out! Timber!
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Due
to what Dotiggs now accepts was "slipshod drafting
of my view on the 'accidental' nipple exposure",
ChristianNewz nViewz.com
was, at one time on Monday last week, number one in porn search
engines around the world for search term such as Janet's
tit, Janet's Boobie, My Dome Virus, and
rough rip fetish slap. (Search terms © Ooogle.com
and SlapButtNakedAss.com.)
During
the height of the interest, all links from the main page went
to an apology to regular readers (most of whom had already
phoned him). The notice said 'due to unprecedented demand
for our brand of Christian views, this site is to close while
we get together enough money to pay for the increase in bandwidth
which costs over $5000 a day.'
Last
night, Dotiggs
told us: "I'm giving up, it's just not worth it. It was
like the crazy dot com boom but with no money coming in at
all. Hmm, come to think about it, it was exactly like the
dot com boom entirely..."
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Specialist
nude search engines are one of the fastest growing search
engines on the internet today.
Current
leader in the nude search engine market is Oooogle.com,
followed closely by
SlapButtNakedAss.com,
ShowMeButt.com,
LickItKneedItShoveIt.com
HeyBigBoyWannaLook.com
Pleeeeease...
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