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John Kerry urged to reuse old JFK campaign stuff to save money
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John Forbes Kerry's campaign could save over $25million if he were to reuse old John F Kennedy campaign paraphernalia from the 1960's, a study shows.

These impressive campaign cost savings look set to guarantee that the senator from Massachusetts will be selected by the Democratic Party to challenge George Bush 2 for the White House this year, in what will be an interesting battle between sequels.

If Kerry does not win, the Democratic Party says it will try to save money again in 2008 by asking Senator Bill Linton to stand.

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