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US TV Networks Told to Color Code Program Boobie Risk Threat
Source: "This is not an overreaction"

Following the Janet Jackson boobie incident on Super Bowl XXXVIII Half Time, the US Department of Homeland Security has demanded that all TV stations color code their programs in the following manner:

SEVERE
Severe risk of boobie exposure
HIGH
High risk of boobie exposure
ELEVATED
Significant risk of boobie exposure
GUARDED
General risk of boobie exposure
LOW
Low risk of boobie exposure

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