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Top Ten Drunken Family Arguments This Christmas

Arguing has never been easier...

Revealed here for the first time, the world's most popular drunken family arguments at Christmas.

Printed here for the first time in Christmas Color ®™:

1
Who got the best presents this year?: The naughty ones or the nice ones?
2
If inhaling Helium makes your voice go high, is there a gas to make your voice go all low so Great Aunt Janice can sing Bing Crosby's White Christmas in key? Name that gas!
3
Is the movie Die Hard a bonafide Christmas film, or a film that just so happens to be set at Christmas time?
4
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer - did he just have a cold?
5
Are we all living inside a computer simulated reality like Matrix - Is Bill Gates 'The One'?
6
Is 'pin the tail on the donkey' a sexist game?
7
Mulled wine: 3°c too cold, 15°c too warm?
8
Brussel Sprouts (aka 'Fart parcels') - unmissably hilarious Christmas tradition?
9

The Osmonds were more talented than the Jacksons.

10
Can you spot the difference in quality between DVD recording EP mode and DVD High quality mode?
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