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9:30
Public bra flexing, stretching, be-oilment and other
warm-up exercises.
10:00
The Bra Fling (based loosely on the hammer field event).
Contestants compete in three categories attempting
to hurl their bra loaded with one of the following:
The
furthest fling for each category from a standing position
wins.
11:30
Bra Catapult: In which contestants secure each end
of the bra upon a steel frame and ping the bra backwards
to catapult items ahead (in the three categories above).
13:00
Bra Handicap Horse Racing. Where the bra is fitted
around the horse's eyes, or the rider's eyes, depending
on the handicap.
15:00
Bra Gymnastics, including bra free style floor event,
and the bra vault.
16:30
Shower room bra whipping and medals ceremonies.
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