of Justin Timberlake's planned marriage to girlfriend, movie
actor Cameron Diaz, have apparently been found in a computer
file on a laptop discovered during security raids across
Pakistan last month.
file is said to contain details of what is sure to be the
most anticipated surprise marriage media-frenzy of the year.
to the file, the secret wedding is to take place on September
18th at 12:30 in the Lovi'n'Cup and Grill, Las Vegas, in
front of a few family members.
booking has been made in the name of Mr Derek Smallpiece
and Ms Jenny Crabshot.
couple have said they want a quiet wedding and have asked
reporters to allow them privacy to enjoy their special day.
as at 10:30pm last night, all helicopters, ram raiding equipment
and fire lifts have been hired by news agencies across Las
Vegas for the whole of September.
All holiday leave for entertainment reporters has been cancelled,
and at least one major US network has arranged special aggressive
camera techniques to ensure they get the best shot of the
outside of the chapel during the ceremony.
to details in the computer file, Justin Timberlake will
wear matching pearl earrings, a white vest and will, at
least at some point, moon walk down the aisle backwards.
Diaz will wear a flowing white silk wedding dress and diamond
encrusted tiara. She will be looking radiantly vulnerable
at some point.
couple will kiss at the end of the 15 minute ceremony and
Intelligence Caveat: This story has been released before
we were able to check any of the facts. The credibility
of the laptop owner has been described as being 'witty at
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