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Canadian troops surround 'Osama Bin Laden-Seal'
Seal Cull 2004 - The Cod Strikes Back
Osama Bin Laden-Seal - Canada's most wanted

Troops from the Royal Canadian Fishmongery Division have surrounded Osama Bin Laden-Seal, sources say.

The extremist leader of Al Codaeda, a group of seal's trained to consume up to twice their body weight of cod every day, has been targeted as one of the main objectives of Canada's Seal Cull 2004.

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Al Codaeda is also believed to be behind a series of suicide bombing-type incidents, where seals eat cod until they explode.

Attempts have been made to kill Osama Bin Laden-Seal before but these failed as he disguised himself by removing his hat.

 

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