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Shot
Put is
to be replaced by Rock
Put
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Rock
Put
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Putters
select any rock, or building block,
above a minimum size that they find
laying in the half-finished stadium
and see how far they can throw it.
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High
Jump will
be replaced by Low
Jump
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Contestants
compete to jump out of the deepest holes
in the stadium
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Boxing
will
be replaced by Builder
Ultimate Contract Negotiation Fighting
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Fights
to be carried out in back-rooms of bars, in
dark alleys or in skips
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Synchronised
swimming
renamed
Synchronised
mud wrestling
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Technically
it's only mud wrestling if they end up laying
on top of each other, but it can happen, and
it sort of sums up the essence of this new,
two dimensional, flip-floppy, Olympic discipline
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Javelin
is
now Builder
Baiting
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Athletes
get bonus points for hitting construction workers'
buildings, or builders still sleeping in the
shade. Extra bonus points in the unlikely event
they hit a moving builder
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Fencing
renamed
'New'
Fencing
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An
obvious one here... Yes, of course, athletes
are given hammers and nails to finish the perimeter
fencing off
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