see it as our duty to openly discuss all the taboos we can
think of, and this is one of our favourites.
join us now as we ask:
urinating in a public toilet, how many shakes is normal,
and how many is self abuse?"
men fear the stigma of over-shake. But how many shakes could
be considered as over-shake, and how much shaking is the norm?
Jackass stunt criticised
to our survey*, most men thought two shakes was adequate to
rid themselves of excess man-water.
of men questioned said they considered that shaking their
penis over 8 times after urination was 'self abuse'.
of the men questioned* considered that men who shake their
penis over 8 times in a public urinal after urinating should
be arrested, with the number rising to 60% if the man in question
hadn't urinated there in the first place.
over 12 times is nearly always seen as an imprisonable offence.
shake': These men have been here for over 30 minutes.
global superstar, arrested for waving his willy in a public
rest room, who has asked us not to name him, told us: "In
my industry it is quite common to stand beside a man who shakes
his penis 12 times or more after urinating. Some men have
more leaky penises than others and it would be cruel to try
to legislate in those cases."
survey used a sample of 10 men for this survey, giving a margin
of error of +/- 75%.
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