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see it as our duty to openly discuss all the taboos we can think of, and this
is one of our favourites. So,
join us now as we ask: "After
urinating in a public toilet, how many shakes is normal, and how many is self
abuse?" |
Many
men fear the stigma of over-shake. But how many shakes could be considered as
over-shake, and how much shaking is the norm? 'Stupid
stunt' |  | Spanish
Jackass stunt criticised |
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According
to our survey*, most men thought two shakes was adequate to rid themselves of
excess man-water. 45%
of men questioned said they considered that shaking their penis over 8 times after
urination was 'self abuse'. 25%
of the men questioned* considered that men who shake their penis over 8 times
in a public urinal after urinating should be arrested, with the number rising
to 60% if the man in question hadn't urinated there in the first place. Shaking
over 12 times is nearly always seen as an imprisonable offence. | 'The
shake': These men have been here for over 30 minutes. |
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A
global superstar, arrested for waving his willy in a public rest room, who has
asked us not to name him, told us: "In my industry it is quite common to
stand beside a man who shakes his penis 12 times or more after urinating. Some
men have more leaky penises than others and it would be cruel to try to legislate
in those cases." *The
survey used a sample of 10 men for this survey, giving a margin of error of +/-
75%. ©
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