Michael
Jackson soap-on-a-ropes have sold out throughout the world leaving well wishers
wondering what other tacky trinkets there are left to buy to show their solidarity
with the star who is facing yet to be named allegations. SOLD
OUT | |
Jacko-a-rope | We
bought the last Jacko-a-rope from our local store. We made children cry |
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Manufacturers
tell us there is simply no way they have enough time to produce any more merchandise
before Christmas, although a man in a coat told us "we are confident of meeting
his arraignment day in January". Michael
Jackson merchandise is set to be the Christmas must have gift this year for fans
of the star. UNOFFICIAL | | Fans
warned about cheap unofficial soap-on-a-ropes seen in markets in Tehran and Istanbul.
These too have sold out |
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"I
haven't seen so much crap on sale since Elvis died," a concerned bystander
told us. --- Please
tell a friend about this story, help us grow up
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