We
have scoured the world to find the best of the new 40th anniversary JFK Assassination
tie-in books. Join
us as we discover what's on offer in what is the last big anniversary of this
devastating event until the 50th one...  | "I
heard more than 3 shots" compendium. Published by: The Over 3 Shots Society
of Texas |
| | Blurb | | A
plump compendium of over 250 stories from witnesses who couldn't get a book deal
on their own. All claim to have been ignored by the Warren Commission. Read sworn
statements from witnesses claiming they heard between 4-27 shots on that fateful
day. |
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See
also: I never heard a single shot in Dealey Plaza, what's
all the fuss about? by Maria Guntherson. I
heard six shots in Dealey Plaza and so did my wife by Bob and Brenda
Hattersfield. And I only left for five minutes to get
the ice cream's in but when I got back Kennedy was shot, Doh! by father
of three Doogie Ruggerslide. | Jim
Garrison's book of doodles |
| | Blurb | | The
only man to bring a prosecution in the JFK assassination case, Jim Garrison, was
a keen doodler whenever he spoke on the phone. Here, for the very first time in
one volume, we have collected together all of his best art work. |
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Also,
check out these reprinted classics: Jim Garrison's How
to prosecute against all the odds for Dummies. Mark Tippit's emotional,
if a little pretentious: Tip Toeing Blind-Foldedly Through
the Grassy Knoll. And Political Assassinations:
Just Say Yes, by Mimi Castro. | Marina
Oswald's Russian/ American recipe book |
| | Blurb | | Marina
Oswald's latest cookery book features Russianisations of classic American dishes
such as Apple Ruskie-Pie, Blueberry Muffinski's, and introducing Cajerian Cooking
(a delightfully spicy fusion of Cajan and Siberian potato cuisine). |
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Also
available: Getting hot under the collar during the cold
war by Jackie Ruby. I was out walking my dog
and I decided to shoot Oswald, the controversial novelisation of the
twenty minutes leading up to Jack Ruby's murder of Lee Harvey.  | Cut
and paste your way to public incrimination |
| | Blurb | | According
to Oliver Stone's movie, JFK, the picture on the front of this book is a cut and
paste job. Learn more tricks and tips from the Photoshop experts at the FBI. Find
out how to 'cut and chop', 'slash' and then 'rivet' pictures. All explained step
by step. |
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Also
available from moderate-to-poor conspiracy outlets: I've
never seen a president do that before, a post modernist 'satirical'
reappraisal of the Zapruder film by The Greek Satirical Society of Oxford University.
And don't forget Dealey Plaza: Nightmare just after Elm
Street, by Freddie Krugger.  | Naked
Oswald |
| | Blurb | | Every
single known picture of Lee Harvey Oswald can now be found in one single arty
photograph 'coffee table' book. |
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