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Excerpt
from criticized ad
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"LADIES!
Are your lips all dull and not plump at all? Want
to have lips exactly like your favorite stars
would have if they ever used our Lips Plumpie©®™
product?"
"Make
your lips into face cushions with Lip Plumpie©®™!"
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The
above is a short extract from an internet advertising campaign
which three of the world's major stars have criticized for
attempting to cash in on their lips.
And
it's coming to an Inbox near you soon...
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Another
excerpt from criticized ad
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"All
your favorite stars can use Lips Plumpie©®™
every morning!!! Look at our before and after
pictures."
"But
don't just take our ad blurb for it, read our
ad blurb testimonials:"
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Christine
Lipsileira!
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Plumper
lips for that extra special occasion!
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"I
just started using Lips Plumpie©®™
and I cannot believe the results! Your product is wonderful.
I have lips that touch my nose already, and I only started
the procedure 3 days ago!" Lanrey - S, California
"I am really old and crinkly, but your product has given
me wonderfully full lips and all the crinkles have disappeared
from around my mouth! Thank you so very much" Mindy,
N Carolina
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Computer
simulation of Britney's new lips
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Collagen
makes her look even sexier
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"It's
been about 2 weeks and my lips keep getting bigger; they now
take up over half my face! I can now wear lip gloss with confidence
(I am so happy - I need to wear sunglasses because of the
glare!) Before I discovered Lips
Plumpie©®™
I had dull, uninteresting, lips, now I need a whole new lipstick
each day! Oh, how can I ever thank you enough? I intend to
call my first born Collajean. Bravismo Uber ulles!" DeutscheBroad,
Hammerfest.
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J-Lips!
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The
world's favorite star with lovelier lips
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"Lips
Plumpie©®™
not only makes my lips up to ten times the normal size, but
they have a lovely moisturizing effect! They are like a couple
of cushions bathed in delicious moisture! I will never go
back to my old lips! Thank you so much!" LipSmacker,
Georgia.
"After only four weeks of applying Lips
Plumpie©®™
my lips are already cushioning me against small falls and
clumsy people! I fell over quite by accident the other day,
and my lips cushioned the fall quite satisfactorily. Thank
you. May all your problems be little ones." Ayatollah
Jenny,Tehran
"My
lips are now so full and luscious, I no longer need pillows
to sleep on, I just sleep on my front! Thanks to everyone
at Lips Plumpie©®™,
you are the best." Anonymous
"OHMYGOD!
I have always hated my lips since I was a teen. They just
sat there all dull and uninteresting on my mouth, sometimes
I couldn't even bring myself to brush my teeth! But now, wow,
look at them! They're almost as big as my ears! I am so please
with my purchase of the Lips Plumpie©®™.
I am telling everyone about your products in my old people's
home, I feel sure you are about to get a bunch load of orders!"
Mabel, The Home For The Interminably
Incontinent
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