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Do you really want to see Britney Spears totally completely and utterly not nude?
Britney Nude? You decide - Yes or No?

If you are here then you have said that you live in a part of the free world where nakedness is illegal (by the way don't you think that's kinda strange? Are you happy about that? Do something about it... huh?) (If you think you may have made a mistake and you really intended to go to the page where Britney Spears is totally, completely and utterly naked then click here.)

Anyway, while you get your act together, here is the alternate Britney Spears poll...

We can't show you her naked anywhere, but we can show you your favorite body part.

Vote for your favorite Britney Spears body part in our poll and we will put a genuine picture of her on this page...

The voting for your favourite Britney Spears fully clothed body part has now ended. Here is a picture of her mouth. Thank you for casting your vote.

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