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The
most anticipated marriage of the year, between Ben Affleck
and Jennifer Lopez, has been apparently canceled because people
like us keep writing about it. Naughty us!
But
this won't stop the launch of our new marriage tie-in ice
cream range, even if it doesn't have their approval....
Ben
and Jenni's ice cream will come in the following flavors:
Peach
Harbor
Daredevil
Food Cake
Vanillamageddon
Marshmallows
in Manhattan
Sum
of all Pears
Nuts Enough
Banana
Bounce
Shakespearmint
in Tub
Malt
Rats
Boobtastic
Berryfruits
Overacting
Orange
Honeymoon
Honeycomb
Lovers
Licky Lush
Newly
Married Mushie
Wedding
Day Champers
Our
readers have suggested the following:
Mark
Shipman:
Bananaconda, Angel Ice, The Wedding Bananner, Chasing Amyretto,
Dogmango
Brenda
Maple:
Changing Limes.
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Thought
for the nuptials
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If
Ben Affleck spelt his name Afflick, J-Lo's new
name would be J-Lick - could this have been the
reason for the split?
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Email
us your favorite Ben and Jenni ice creams to editor@thevoiceofreason.com
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