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The
most anticipated marriage of the year, between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez,
has been apparently canceled because people like us keep writing about it. Naughty
us! But
this won't stop the launch of our new marriage tie-in ice cream range, even if
it doesn't have their approval.... 
Ben
and Jenni's ice cream will come in the following flavors: Peach
Harbor Daredevil
Food Cake Vanillamageddon Marshmallows
in Manhattan Sum
of all Pears
Nuts Enough Banana
Bounce Shakespearmint
in Tub Malt
Rats Boobtastic
Berryfruits Overacting
Orange Honeymoon
Honeycomb Lovers
Licky Lush Newly
Married Mushie Wedding
Day Champers Our
readers have suggested the following: Mark
Shipman: Bananaconda,
Angel Ice, The Wedding Bananner, Chasing Amyretto, Dogmango Brenda
Maple:
Changing Limes.
| Thought
for the nuptials | | If
Ben Affleck spelt his name Afflick, J-Lo's new name would be J-Lick - could this
have been the reason for the split? | | Email
us your favorite Ben and Jenni ice creams to editor@thevoiceofreason.com
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