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PATIENT
INFORMATION LEAFLET What
you need to know about SODIUMBLIAFLION tablets 25mg - 500 mg This
leaflet provides you with important information on your medicine. Please
read this leaflet carefully before you start taking SODIUMBLIAFLION tablets.
If you have any questions or are not sure about anything ask your doctor, pharmacist,
or garage checkout attendant or whoever supplied this medication. What
is SODIUMBLIAFLION? SODIUMBLIAFLION
tablets belong to a group of cryogenically mutant ninja medicines called nuclear
reactive super-steroidal anti-inflammatory wallop agents. The tablets come in
many sizes from 25mg (tiny), 50mg (standard), 100mg (tubby), 150mg (super standard),
200mg (King Size), 250mg (Jumbo size), and the new Whopper 500mg. What
can SODIUMBLIAFLION be used to treat? SODIUMBLIAFLION
can be used to treat mild to rampant stabby type pains, including some twitchy/itchy
type pains at the back of the nose, or behind the eyes. Seen Psycho? Designed
by a pharmacist after watching that film. After
taking your medicine Like
all medicines SODIUMBLIAFLION tablets may cause side effects in some people.
If you get a purple visibly creeping rash, breathlessness (including green dribbley
type snot from your nose and red-blood nuggets from your mouth and bottom), mild
to horrible heartburn, cramps in the lower intestine, or high pitched singing
in the upper intestine including baritone harmony from kidneys and liver, you
are unable to stop urinating or are unable to start, your left arm remains stuck
in the hanging from a tree position or you can't move it higher than 90 degrees
from the perpendicular, you hallucinate involving Britney Spears or Colin Farrell
and a pink or green teddy bear the size of Mr T or The Rock or any wrestler who
wrestles in just trunks and hair gel, you have an urge to chop wood and wear lumber
jack shirts, or you can name over seven types of wood or you go cross eyed: STOP
TAKING THIS MEDICINE AND SEE YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY. Other
side effects (unusual) include singing like a monk, steaming up your eye-glasses
or that of a friend or partner, feeling the need to watch soap operas (either
by the method of watching them yourself or, more likely, vicariously, by asking
anyone around you what is going on), you need to see musicals with Barbara Streisand
or Doris Day in them, or an irrational hatred of wildlife documentaries involving
water rodents building stores of food for the winter months. Storing
your medicine Keep
your tablets in any dry place with its own ventilation and avoid gas flame as
there is a risk of explosion. If
you take too many tablets Recite
Psalms 20-345 in a high pitched voice including the repeated phrase 'the power
of Christ compels you'. --- Please
tell a friend about this story -- | 
