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PATIENT
INFORMATION LEAFLET
What
you need to know about SODIUMBLIAFLION tablets 25mg
- 500 mg
This
leaflet provides you with important information on your medicine.
Please
read this leaflet carefully before you start taking SODIUMBLIAFLION
tablets. If you have any questions or are not sure about
anything ask your doctor, pharmacist, or garage checkout attendant
or whoever supplied this medication.
What
is SODIUMBLIAFLION?
SODIUMBLIAFLION
tablets belong to a group of cryogenically mutant ninja
medicines called nuclear reactive super-steroidal anti-inflammatory
wallop agents. The tablets come in many sizes from 25mg (tiny),
50mg (standard), 100mg (tubby), 150mg (super standard), 200mg
(King Size), 250mg (Jumbo size), and the new Whopper 500mg.
What
can SODIUMBLIAFLION be used to treat?
SODIUMBLIAFLION
can be used to treat mild to rampant stabby type pains, including
some twitchy/itchy type pains at the back of the nose, or
behind the eyes. Seen Psycho? Designed by a pharmacist after
watching that film.
After
taking your medicine
Like
all medicines SODIUMBLIAFLION tablets may cause side
effects in some people. If you get a purple visibly creeping
rash, breathlessness (including green dribbley type snot from
your nose and red-blood nuggets from your mouth and bottom),
mild to horrible heartburn, cramps in the lower intestine,
or high pitched singing in the upper intestine including baritone
harmony from kidneys and liver, you are unable to stop urinating
or are unable to start, your left arm remains stuck in the
hanging from a tree position or you can't move it higher than
90 degrees from the perpendicular, you hallucinate involving
Britney Spears or Colin Farrell and a pink or green teddy
bear the size of Mr T or The Rock or any wrestler who wrestles
in just trunks and hair gel, you have an urge to chop wood
and wear lumber jack shirts, or you can name over seven types
of wood or you go cross eyed: STOP TAKING THIS MEDICINE
AND SEE YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.
Other
side effects (unusual) include singing like a monk, steaming
up your eye-glasses or that of a friend or partner, feeling
the need to watch soap operas (either by the method of watching
them yourself or, more likely, vicariously, by asking anyone
around you what is going on), you need to see musicals with
Barbara Streisand or Doris Day in them, or an irrational hatred
of wildlife documentaries involving water rodents building
stores of food for the winter months.
Storing
your medicine
Keep
your tablets in any dry place with its own ventilation and
avoid gas flame as there is a risk of explosion.
If
you take too many tablets
Recite
Psalms 20-345 in a high pitched voice including the repeated
phrase 'the power of Christ compels you'.
--- Please
tell a friend about this story
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