fontage? - Does it read Elvis or Eluis?
Elvis fans were left 'bruised and battered' after a popular
convention degenerated into 'a
good ole' fashioned Presley-style Karate kicking', last night.
annual Don't You Step on my Blue Suede Shoes Convention,
widely regarded as one of the more violent in the Elvis Presley
calendar, degenerated 'surprisingly quickly' following a dispute
amongst members of the audience over whether the sign actually
read Elvis at all.
logo, reproduced above, is widely used, but is increasingly
being criticized by younger Presley worshippers who believe
the V should have a 'more pointy bottom'.
angry Presley fontologist who was involved in the fracas told
V in the sign is far too rounded, it looks like a U, why has
this never been brought up before? Old
timers, who have been Presley supporters for so long, should
take a closer good look at the sign. Are they blind? It is
clearly a U in the middle of that name. I was only kicking
to defend Elvis."
of the 'old timers', who admits to having struck up to three
of the younger Elvis fans, now feels he may have been a little
was caught up in the moment, determined to defend Elvis and
everything he stands for, but now, having looked at the sign,
I'm not so sure. No sir, not sure at all. I suppose it could
be a U in there, that bottom does look pretty pert and rounded
to me. Just like young Elvis's, in fact. Yessir."
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