| Introducing
(again) our patent pending Masturbate your way to a Bigger
Penis™ course and sponge set from the |
| | | We
are an equal opportunities University | |
Have
you ever asked: "How can I get me a bigger penis?" Your search is now
over. Here
at the University of the Bigger Penis we can help you meet your goals of hour
long orgasms, foot long penises and overflowing pint pots of love juice.
| Unarguable
facts | |
Over
77% of all women, and 65% of gay men, need a larger and thicker penis to reach
sexual orgasm
96% of all women, and 135% of gay men,
agree a larger penis is a visual turn-on and believe that size does make a difference
81% of all women, and 5% of gay men, are not satisfied with their lovers' penis
size
79% of women, and 12% of gay men, want sex more
often than their lovers' provide
93% of all women, and 0% of gay men,
fake orgasms on a regular basis
164% of all women, and
254% of gay men, do not mention small penis size, for fear of hurting their lovers'
feelings | |
A
survey the girls in the office did for us | |
If
you have been looking around for a solution to increase the size of your little
me, you may have come across methods involving suction pumps, pills and even surgery! We
say Phah! to all these stupid methods! Our
copyrighted 6 week course shows you how to give yourself our patent pending penis
workout which involves just you, your right/left hand and a place where you are
not likely to be disturbed (we do not recommend this to be a park or a public
lavatory). It's
fun and easy, and it works! Take a look at these testimonials from happy graduates
from the University of the Bigger Penis:
| I
had always been the butt of locker room jokes about my small penis. Even my own
5 year old son used to tease me. I finally got tired of the jokes and decided
to try 'Masturbate Your Way to a Bigger Penis'™
from the University of the Bigger Penis. The results were even better than I expected.
After a few weeks, I started to notice that my penis had grown at least an inch.
I kept using the techniques taught me in the course and now, I’m not too
embarrassed to take a shower at the gym. My sex life has gone through the roof
too!
Bernard S., 27 – Denver, CO
A very close friend of mine came across your website and recommended 'Masturbate
Your Way to a Bigger Penis'™ from the University of the Bigger
Penis for my husband. We’ve been married for 11 years and we had problems
in the bedroom since day one. I love him to death but our sex life sucked. His
penis wasn’t big enough to reach the most sensitive parts of my vagina and
he just didn’t last very long. Well after he started using your patent pending
masturbatory techniques, I could feel the difference. He gave me my first orgasm
in 11 years and we’re both so happy and proud of his bigger penis that we
are commissioning a portrait.
Benjy R., 33 – Beverly Hills, CA
As I got older, I noticed that my penis was changing. My erections were smaller
and I had such little stamina, and my back would twinge at exactly the wrong time.
These problems made it so that I had no desire for sex. I did not feel comfortable
to talk with anyone about it. But I saw an ad for 'Masturbate
Your Way to a Bigger Penis'™ from the University of the Bigger
Penis in a magazine. I ordered the literature and I came very quickly. It has
been two months later and I now get hard just like I did 40 years ago.
Eco
L., 64 – Venezuela
I have a successful career, great friends, and own my own home. My sex life was
the only area where I was lacking. I knew that I wasn’t satisfying my girlfriend
in bed. My penis was on the smaller side and I wasn’t able to get hard like
I used to. But ever since I took your course 'Masturbate
Your Way to a Bigger Penis'™ from the University of the Bigger
Penis, I have never looked back. — Bambi L., 39 I
was ready to try anything to make sex with Bambi better. When he told me that
he was doing these exercises in the bathroom every morning, I was a bit skeptical.
But once I started to see the results, I became a believer. Now his penis feels
so much bigger when he’s inside me. Best of all, we have sex all the time—and
it’s really good sex too. – Paula G., 27 |
Please
don't email for our brochure 'Masturbate Your Way to
a Bigger Penis'™ from the University of the Bigger Penis
as this is a joke.
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