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Introducing
(again) our patent pending Masturbate
your way to a Bigger Penis™ course
and sponge set from the
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We
are an equal opportunities University
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Have
you ever asked: "How can I get me a bigger penis?"
Your search is now over.
Here
at the University of the Bigger Penis we can help you meet
your goals of hour long orgasms, foot long penises and overflowing
pint pots of love juice.
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Unarguable
facts
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Over
77% of all women, and 65% of gay men, need a larger
and thicker penis to reach sexual orgasm
96% of all women, and 135%
of gay men, agree a larger penis is a visual turn-on
and believe that size does make a difference
81% of all women, and 5% of gay men, are not satisfied
with their lovers' penis size
79% of women, and 12% of
gay men, want sex more often than their lovers'
provide
93% of all women, and 0% of gay men, fake orgasms
on a regular basis
164% of all women, and 254%
of gay men, do not mention small penis size, for
fear of hurting their lovers' feelings
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A
survey the girls in the office did for us
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If
you have been looking around for a solution to increase
the size of your little me, you may have come across methods
involving suction pumps, pills
and even surgery!
We
say Phah! to all these stupid methods!
Our
copyrighted 6 week course shows you how to give yourself our
patent pending penis workout which involves just you, your
right/left hand and a place where you are not likely to be
disturbed (we do not recommend this to be a park or a public
lavatory).
It's
fun and easy, and it works! Take a look at these testimonials
from happy graduates from the University of the Bigger Penis:
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I
had always been the butt of locker room jokes about
my small penis. Even my own 5 year old son used to tease
me. I finally got tired of the jokes and decided to
try 'Masturbate Your Way to
a Bigger Penis'™ from the University
of the Bigger Penis. The results were even better than
I expected. After a few weeks, I started to notice that
my penis had grown at least an inch. I kept using the
techniques taught me in the course and now, I’m
not too embarrassed to take a shower at the gym. My
sex life has gone through the roof too!
Bernard S., 27 – Denver, CO
A very close friend of mine came across your website
and recommended 'Masturbate
Your Way to a Bigger Penis'™ from the
University of the Bigger Penis for my husband. We’ve
been married for 11 years and we had problems in the
bedroom since day one. I love him to death but our sex
life sucked. His penis wasn’t big enough to reach
the most sensitive parts of my vagina and he just didn’t
last very long. Well after he started using your patent
pending masturbatory techniques, I could feel the difference.
He gave me my first orgasm in 11 years and we’re
both so happy and proud of his bigger penis that we
are commissioning a portrait.
Benjy R., 33 – Beverly Hills, CA
As I got older, I noticed that my penis was changing.
My erections were smaller and I had such little stamina,
and my back would twinge at exactly the wrong time.
These problems made it so that I had no desire for sex.
I did not feel comfortable to talk with anyone about
it. But I saw an ad for 'Masturbate
Your Way to a Bigger Penis'™ from the
University of the Bigger Penis in a magazine. I ordered
the literature and I came very quickly. It has been
two months later and I now get hard just like I did
40 years ago.
Eco L., 64 – Venezuela
I have a successful career, great friends, and own my
own home. My sex life was the only area where I was
lacking. I knew that I wasn’t satisfying my girlfriend
in bed. My penis was on the smaller side and I wasn’t
able to get hard like I used to. But ever since I took
your course 'Masturbate Your
Way to a Bigger Penis'™ from the University
of the Bigger Penis, I have never looked back. —
Bambi L., 39
I
was ready to try anything to make sex with Bambi better.
When he told me that he was doing these exercises in
the bathroom every morning, I was a bit skeptical. But
once I started to see the results, I became a believer.
Now his penis feels so much bigger when he’s inside
me. Best of all, we have sex all the time—and it’s
really good sex too. – Paula G., 27
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Please
don't email for our brochure 'Masturbate
Your Way to a Bigger Penis'™ from the University
of the Bigger Penis as this is a joke.
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