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Over 100% firmer (I want it to go 'chink' when I sit down)
20% more compact
50%+ smaller (lipo donate)
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Arm pits - Osama beard length

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orgasm - longer
orgasm - more vigorous
orgasm - screamier
orgasm - generate electricity in the home
Foreplay - stamina
Foreplay - enthusiasm
Foreplay - the point of
Headache reduction
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I want over 30 cm (15inches)
Over 20 cm (10 inches) will do me just peachy
Smaller scrotum
More leathery scrotum
Scrotum coloring kit - red, blue, pink and luminous green
Willy / Vagina couple specials
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Smaller
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Better up-lick
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Better wobble (side to side as well as up and down lick)
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Tongue Tae Bo workout
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