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Typical
email ad
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Would
you like a
MUCH BIGGER
PENIS?
Gains of up
to 3-4 inches in just weeks!!
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Headline
from email May 12, 2003
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Typical
email (cont)
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Our
Doctor-Approved System Will Actually Expand, Lengthen
And Enlarge Your Manhood
100%
GUARANTEED!
ADD
3 INCHES IN LENGTH!
GAIN AN EXTRA 20% IN THICKNESS!
PRODUCE STRONGER ERECTIONS!
HAVE MORE INTENSE ORGASMS!
HAVE A STRONGER SEXUAL DESIRE!
INCREASED SEXUAL STAMINA!
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More
unlikely claims
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Are
you fed up with email spam implying your penis is not up to
his job?
Thought
there was nothing you could do to stop these idiots from emailing
you, selling you pills that your penis buddy doesn't need?
Well,
here's what we are going to do...
We
are going to publish this page on the internet to tell the
world that we have a penis of which we are proud...
It's
now time for us to stand up for
our little buddy!
Send
us your email now (to editor@thevoiceofreason.com),
with your location, and we will put your email address on
this page (only senders email address will appear - so no
stitching anyone up, people).
Then,
when you receive an email from a penis pills pusher in the
future, send them a link to this page (here)
to show them we mean business, AND WE DO.
We,
the undersigned, declare that we have a good sized penis already
and are in no need of penis enlargement pills:
editor@thevoiceofreason.com
Billy.bob@muckyrakers.com
Johnny.Boy.Hislop@Johnny-
cumlately.ie
Jenny.Golitely@lesboletchers.com
Henry.Rollup@farmyardsex.com
Jack@JackOff.com
Johnny@RubberJohnny.com
BigPercy65934@Hotmail.com
Grab.This@MightyPenisInternational.com
Richard@DicksRUs.gov.uk
Veiny.Bang.Stick@GoodRodgeringToday.co.uk
Slap.My.Arse@ArseSlappersFetishFanClub.ca
Trousers@AWellFilledGentlemansTrouser.com
Mighty.Mouse@AnimationsWhileYouWait.za
Jock.The.Cock@SportsShlongs.au
Half.A.Pound@MinesAPoundOfSausages.co.uk
holyroller@breathe.com
bandarsj@hotmail.com
victor_auffrey@msn.com
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