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| Al-Duri
- Ate seven missile launchers | | Saddam
Regime, no fixed abode: Saddam
Hussein ordered that all members of the Ba'rth Party "eat weapons of mass
destruction before war started" and may have been eating bombs "during
UN weapons inspections," latest US intelligence reports now claim. These
controversial claims seem to be confirmed by the explosions.
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| Tank
with half eaten gun found in garage | |
During
the war, forces loyal to Saddam exploded violently in orangey balls of flame,
sometimes only as a result of allied gun shot, and most of the times after they
just "ran away quickly". Over
5 tons of C4 explosives were swallowed, according to the report, and explains
the poor state of the drainage system in Baghdad which was in a much worse condition
than originally thought.
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| Mustapha
- Planned WMD Banquets | | Even
today explosions are being heard throughout public rest rooms across Baghdad. In
the weeks leading up to war, senior members of the regime planned WMD banquets
and food eating competitions, some of which became "dangerously boisterous".
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| Agupta
- Threw three grenades in 'food fight' | One
of the most dangerous food fights in history was heard three days before conflict
began, when 7 uneaten grenades were lobbed. "Had
they gone off the chain explosion might have been visible from outer space",
said a small Star Trek fan. The
French High Commission was particularly sarcastic when we called for a comment,
and then refused to serve wine to us at a news conference. This
article was written by Bruce O'Mally, an Australian television chef, currently
researching his book 'Good Eatin in the Middle East'.
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