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Al-Duri
- Ate seven missile launchers
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Saddam
Regime, no fixed abode: Saddam
Hussein ordered that all members of the Ba'rth Party "eat
weapons of mass destruction before war started" and may
have been eating bombs "during UN weapons inspections,"
latest US intelligence reports now claim.
These
controversial claims seem to be confirmed by the explosions.
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Tank
with half eaten gun found in garage
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During
the war, forces loyal to Saddam exploded violently in orangey
balls of flame, sometimes only as a result of allied gun shot,
and most of the times after they just "ran away quickly".
Over
5 tons of C4 explosives were swallowed, according to the report,
and explains the poor state of the drainage system in Baghdad
which was in a much worse condition than originally thought.
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Mustapha
- Planned WMD Banquets
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Even
today explosions are being heard throughout public rest rooms
across Baghdad.
In
the weeks leading up to war, senior members of the regime
planned WMD banquets and food eating competitions, some of
which became "dangerously boisterous".
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Agupta
- Threw three grenades in 'food fight'
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One
of the most dangerous food fights in history was heard three
days before conflict began, when 7 uneaten grenades were lobbed.
"Had
they gone off the chain explosion might have been visible
from outer space", said a small Star Trek fan.
The
French High Commission was particularly sarcastic when we
called for a comment, and then refused to serve wine to us
at a news conference.
This
article was written by Bruce O'Mally, an Australian television
chef, currently researching his book 'Good Eatin in the Middle
East'.
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