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Iraq war latest: Cute'n'cuddly animals set to join human shield
Photogenic animals set to save human shield

Cute'n'cuddly animals, some with wobbly, damp, noses, are set to join the human shield being organised by antiwar protesters in Iraq, we have been told.

Organisers hope that this will give the shield more of a farmyard feeling, which in turn will look better on television.

"Army personnel, who may not think twice about shooting a super accurate computer guided missile "straight over the head" of a crusty guy in an old anorak, may think twice if a bunny rabbit jumps up, or a ground hog waves a paw - it's those little moments of cute'n'cuddliness that can make all the difference", a well known Hollywood personality told us.

A small boat with farmyard animals has set sail for the Gulf from France, and will arrive in the region in the next two weeks, according to our source.

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