 Cute'n'cuddly
animals, some with wobbly, damp, noses, are set to join the human shield being
organised by antiwar protesters in Iraq, we have been told.
Organisers
hope that this will give the shield more of a farmyard feeling, which in turn
will look better on television. "Army
personnel, who may not think twice about shooting a super accurate computer guided
missile "straight over the head" of a crusty guy in an old anorak, may
think twice if a bunny rabbit jumps up, or a ground hog waves a paw - it's those
little moments of cute'n'cuddliness that can make all the difference", a
well known Hollywood personality told us.
A small boat with farmyard animals has set sail for the Gulf from France, and
will arrive in the region in the next two weeks, according to our source.
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