Ozzy Osbourne is the preferred allied replacement in the war
against Saddam Hussein, we can reveal, exclusively, today.
former Black Sabbath lead singer, and current reality TV show
star, Ozzy, has been told to prepare immediately for war.
He has been given a fully stocked mini-bar in his room on
a warship set to leave in the next month.
Hawks are said to want to replace Hussein with a president
who has a 'fully developed sense of the darkside'.
spokesman told us: "While Ozzy is waiting on board, he
will be encouraged to entertain the troops with concerts and
inspirational "go get em" type speeches".
Osbourne has been known to shock middle America by showing
off his botty in front of paying audiences. An army marketing
guru told us: "This will be a major selling point for
President Osbourne in Iraq following the end of the conflict."
Entertainment Agency currently working for Saddam Hussein
is working on a image rebrand in what could become a nasty
media war. Hussein is already appearing nation-wide in an
Iraqi version of a hit 1990's US teen soap.
use of entertainers as puppet type stand ins following war,
is a long held military strategy of the USA and its allies.
R McDonald declined the appointment.