TV star Ozzy Osbourne is
Jimmy Cooper in...
2004 and Jimmy Cooper, now 56, has completely sold out on
the Mod ideals he championed in British 60's based cult movie
years on, Jimmy is now the world's most loved Rocker, thanks
to his reality TV show on which he doesn't sing.
lives his life day-to-day as an international megastar just
so that he can scrape enough money together to hang out with
teenhood buddies Dave, Chalky and Spider at the weekends;
together they go out caus'in trouble'n'stuff just like they
did when they were lads growing up in 1965.
two wheeled Mod scooters are no longer enough. Today, only
four wheel Quad Bikes will do...
Jimmy's past is about to catch up with him. Unbeknownst to
Jimmy, Rocker Kevin has managed to get a job in Jimmy's garage
and will stop at nothing until his international megastar
Nemesis, with enormous houses in Los Angeles, Malibu and Hertfordshire,
ends up lying on his back on a ventilator in a hospital in
our panel of critical bystanders thought:
Did you forget to take your 'slowing down' pill? It was number
36 on your daily pill schedule!"
am a nun who has an enormous crush on dear Ozzy! I hear he
is in a neck brace now. Damnation! What's a good Christian
girl to do surrounded by temptation such as this?"
Ozzy talks, all I hear are the expletives. He makes no sense
to me at all. Even so, I'm thinking of having one of his tattoos
on my knee."
is a spoof
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