by theVoiceofReason.com's professor of movies, porn
and sitcoms: Sir Lord, The Right Venerable, High Five
Dude, Mr Veritable Cornucopia (Movie reviews here)
honest, my gentle porn lover friend: Is there anything better
than free porn on the internet? I ask that question not fearing
for one second a negative response!
the joys of taking a peak at two
familiar, fit, young things, ensconced in the moment of animal-groany-prod!
It is such a shame that those self-appointed internet censors
have done everything possible to stop us watching it, short
of coming around to our houses to switch our computers off!
famous Paris Hilton sex tape takes, for some of the time,
the POV of the hotel room mirror into which our sporty love-makers
repeatedly look to check that their well buffed-bodies haven't
suddenly dropped an inch or two (don't look all disappointed
like that! It doesn't happen: You could crack nuts on the
softest of their body parts!). [Note to self: If I were to
come back as an inanimate object I choose a mirror in an expensive
words NOT SAFE FOR WORK are well advised for this video, mainly
due to the radiation danger: the movie is so darkly lit that
you have to sit for most of the time with your nose on the
screen in order to see anything: Oh! the devil that is glarey
modern office strip lighting!
I was able to view it on my computer at home, and I had my
night vision goggles to hand!
our eyes have adjusted to the semi-twilightedness of the porn,
we are immediately greeted with open arms, as it were, by
'those' breasts. There, in front of our eyes, looking straight
up at us, we are presented with a pair of breasts that sit
like large fried eggs.
often have we enjoyed those breasts, nipples hidden under
clothing, as they jog up and down in slow motion as their
owner runs/walks into camera (or as fast as the wind when
we watch on fast forward). How rare a treat it is to enjoy
the forbidden nipple fruit in all of their poorly lit glory!
Bravisimo! This is simply the best welcome we could have hoped
for in our journey into the twilight zone of naughtyville!
the young, brutishly be-muscled, gentleman who pushes our
heroine around with his manhood in the same way all of us
has, at one point or other, gotten a toe or finger stuck in
the mouth of a particularly playful, enthusiastic, puppy dog:
In and out we wiggle, and the young pup simply refuses to
one of the most inopportune cell phone calls in porn history
is made! (She goes to answer it) "Get off the phone,
you stupid porn delayer!" we all shout into the computer
screen, for all we want is a resumption of the entertainment!
not miss this delightful movie. It is a joy from start to
finish, although the other banned one which has our heroes
making luuuurrrrve outside was much better lit...
tried to find a link to this movie, and if we find one we
will put it here, but it is being removed from sites
presumably due to legal action.) If you know of a link please
e-mail us to editor@thevoiceofreason
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