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In
Belgium, between 1875 to 1932, they were all the rage...
Today,
the nude heterosexual Christmas Card is rare, but when one
is received it guarantees a memorable Christmas, according
to research from Hallmark.
Peter
Barton received such a card from his mother and father in
1928: He told us: "It completely scared the willies out
of me and I haven't been able to open a Christmas card since..."
In
those days, a nude Christmas card had to be printed in factories
where other people could see them.
During
the 1930's, in nudist Germany, naked self-portrait Christmas
cards were very popular. Literally dozens slapped through
letter boxes in areas such as the promiscuous Badden-Battershvitzen,
or the argumentative Schechleswiggle-Giggleswiggen.
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Seasons
Greetings!
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Those
cards looked exactly just like the view from the other direction
of this modern one (left), from a nudist petanque group in
Transylvania.
Nudies
are never afraid to show off their big bottoms.
Alternatively,
the gay nude Christmas card is very common, sometimes containing
holes of varying sizes. Gay men enjoy nothing better than
sex with Christmas Cards, seven in a bed sex sessions, and
what is known as "gobbling".
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Booshaka!
Pull me-cracker!
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The
gay naked Christmas Card industry is growing fast. This year,
celebrities in England are cornering the market, which is
set to grow by 84%, but it could be as high as 87.2% in some
areas.
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NUNCO
wishes its supporters a
nice
toasty - warm Christmastide
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The
Ali-G naked Christmas collection does not disappoint, however
some other male celebrities have surprisingly small willys.
The
naked Christmas greeting industry has always had its critics,
none more so than from the anti-naked animals alliance (NUNCO),
who in the past have sponsored their own Christmas card sets
(right), which included pictures of bulls wearing underpants,
and penguins in hats.
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