Hello
there! Following
last year's triumphant appeal, in which we asked you to donate to provide guide
dogs for the stupid, we are, once again, back to help those
unfortunates out there that nobody else seems to care not half a hoot about. This
year we have, once again, searched the globe, looking for the genuinely needy,
without compromising on entertainment value. This
year's unfortunates will also benefit from our heavy investment in a unique internet
based two click festivitidal-generositude (TM, patent pending) paradigm for charity
giving (Chapter11). -
Bonding - You
look great, by the way, I don't think we tell you that enough... -
Howling
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This
year, we intend to introduce a new group of unfortunates... People
just like you and me, but with a big, howling, sometimes mucus filled difference.
People
who sometimes don't realize they even have a disability at all. This year we are
appealing for your donations to help those who
suffer from Abnormal
Laugh Hysteria Syndrome. Yes,
this year's appeal is to fund throat operations for people who shriek like a hyena,
or snort like a pig, when they are overcome with mirth. -
Snip- A
simple operation is now available. We plan to finance as many of these as we can
so that readers of theVoiceofReason.com can laugh outrageously and at length
if we ever we get around to writing anything that's funny in the first place. -
Fact
- It
is estimated that 5% of the world's population have abnormal
laugh hysteria syndrome. -
Huh? - Do
you know someone who will benefit? Please
give generously to this years fund raising appeal. -
Guide Dogs for the Stupid update - Last
year's appeal update: We bought seven guide dogs for the stupid from
our special dealer in Vietnam. One of our dogs has done so well he now serves
the White House as a special advisor on Middle Eastern issues. Sir
Garibald Smithsonian
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