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Hello
there!
Following
last year's triumphant appeal, in which we asked you to donate
to provide guide dogs for the stupid,
we are, once again, back to help those unfortunates out there
that nobody else seems to care not half a hoot about.
This
year we have, once again, searched the globe, looking for
the genuinely needy, without compromising on entertainment
value.
This
year's unfortunates will also benefit from our heavy investment
in a unique internet based two click festivitidal-generositude
(TM, patent pending) paradigm for charity giving (Chapter11).
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Bonding -
You
look great, by the way, I don't think we tell you that enough...
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Howling
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This
year, we intend to introduce a new group of unfortunates...
People
just like you and me, but with a big, howling, sometimes mucus
filled difference.
People who sometimes don't realize they even have a disability
at all. This year we are appealing for your donations to help
those who suffer
from Abnormal Laugh Hysteria
Syndrome.
Yes,
this year's appeal is to fund throat operations for people
who shriek like a hyena, or snort like a pig, when they are
overcome with mirth.
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Snip-
A
simple operation is now available. We plan to finance as many
of these as we can so that readers of theVoiceofReason.com
can laugh outrageously and at length if we ever we get around
to writing anything that's funny in the first place.
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Fact
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It
is estimated that 5% of the world's population have abnormal
laugh hysteria syndrome.
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Huh? -
Do
you know someone who will benefit?
Please
give generously to this years fund raising appeal.
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Guide Dogs for the Stupid update -
Last
year's appeal update: We bought seven guide dogs
for the stupid from our special dealer in Vietnam. One of
our dogs has done so well he now serves the White House as
a special advisor on Middle Eastern issues.
Sir
Garibald Smithsonian
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