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 An
internet based extreme sports company has been criticised
for its Family In Peril At Christmas on a Bombing Range
Holiday, but they have "no intention of doing
anything about it", according to their President of Sales,
we have been told.
20
of these "super dangerous family holidays" are to
be sold this year.
Each
family shares a luxury maximum security
'Just Like Home'
cabin on a Bombing Range in Florida's Avon Park.
The
Avon Park Bombing Range Holiday Ranger
Service will be ready to welcome its first visitors
from 20th December, following a trial run at Thanksgiving
in which nobody died:
"We
believe there is a market for modern 'action' families who
like the Christmas experience, but also want a bit more
excitement too with their whole family," a Ranger told
us.
"The
great thing about this holiday is that risks can be evaluated
by the vacationer at any time either before, during or after
excessive alcohol consumption."
"This
can be a low risk holiday, or a high risk one, it's up to
the individual. It's the mix and match risk element that
sets it apart from the Disney (TM,
(c)) inspired competition."
Once
escorted into your specially reinforced luxury cabin under
cover of darkness -- to stop the marines from firing directly
at the unit make sure you have ticked the right box on your
application form -- customers are offered a choice of options
ranging from the relatively safe (watching White
Christmas on TV)
to the most risky playing bare
knuckle fist fighting in the backyard in daylight hours
with bombers flying overhead.
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Extreme smoking -
Extreme
smokers (smokers who like to light up a cigarette in dangerous
places) are well catered for.
Excitingly,
by simply standing just outside the cabin door for a 'quick-one-after-a-meal',
customers are endangered by the possibility of Rambo inspired
violence - especially if the smoke is visible to the Disaffected
Loner Extreme Christmas Sniper Holiday customers
on the nearby cabin range.
All
bookings have been filled for this season.
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